i bought a do-rag yesterday it was the best $1.25 ive ever spent i wish i coudl wear it all the time and still be judged by who i am on the inside, instead of the magnificent gangster exterior that i posses. being so thuggish is a blessing and a curse... god why!??!

today i got fried chicken in the cafeteria. when i sat down this fat guy across the room shook his head in a disapproving manner, then went back to his turkey sandwich with irony on the side.

during the weekend i went to play basketball to break the monotony of stairmasters and erg machines. there was some guy taking advantage of the fact that i suck at basketball and he would always try to steal the ball from me. after losing the ball to him for the 3rd time i was looking like the worst player on the court. frustration ensued, so the next he reached in i stiffed my arm around the ball. well he got the ball anyways, but i saw him running out the court in pain. turned out he dislocated his shoulder.

the moral of the story is keep your ego in check and treat players of all level with respect. and also to do shoulder mobility excercises on a regular basis.